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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.