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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-