What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.