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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...