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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.