Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!