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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.