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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.