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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month