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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)