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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day