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Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.