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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!