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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.