Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....