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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.