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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!