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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Clothed minded

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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In a high pressure cell

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Organized crime.

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So they can Pikachu

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It saw a Pikachu across the street.

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Calamarley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

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The 'mons of Venus.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.