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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.