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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.