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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt