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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed