Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

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Why don't you have kids?

Points to dead cactus*

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!