Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!