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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.