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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.