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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.