Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military