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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military