Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.