Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".