How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Instal Jokes More Instal Jokes

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden