Neighbor.
They want to look like their mothers.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Mosquitoes
They're not infallible
Neighbor
Because they hate it.
A Preppysition
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Nowledge.
Their neighbor
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".