What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor