They want to look like their mothers.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
The spaghetto
Ja-scusi.
Thunderstorms
Poul-trees
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
