What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!