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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth