What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.