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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.