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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking