March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!