What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.