How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

How many months have 28 days?

All of them