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Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!