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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.