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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.