Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE