What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"