What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.