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Why are people in Silicon Valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.