Because they live in misery
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
A BIPOLAR BEAR
The whole thing was a gas.
The crime rate.