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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.