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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!