Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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They are always party fowls.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!