Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.