Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

Chinese Scientist Jokes More Chinese Scientist Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.