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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.