Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.