Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?

They were all tied up.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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