Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway