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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!