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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!