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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.