Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.