Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.