Why did John Lennon get shot?

Because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated