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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.