Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.