Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.