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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.