Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Urine for a surprise.

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Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter