Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers