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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.