April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.