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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...