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What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.