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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.