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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.