Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.