Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52