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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.