Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached