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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups